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Shipped next day! \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eGarment sizes are approximate and for guidance purpose only.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eUnisex\/Men's T-Shirt Sizes\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e1\/2 Chest (Measured from armpit to armpit)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSmall --- 17.5-18.5\" chest\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMedium --- 19-20\" chest\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLarge --- 20.5-21.5\" chest\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eX-Large --- 22-23\" chest\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eXX-Large --- 23.5-24.5\" chest\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWomens Sizes\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e1\/2 Chest (Measured from armpit to armpit)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNote: These are a fitted, tighter style. For regular style t-shirt, go for the unisex\/men's.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSmall --- 16\" chest (Dress size 8-10)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMedium --- 17\" chest (Dress size 11-12)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLarge --- 18\" chest (Dress size 13-14)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eX-Large --- 19\" chest (Dress size 15-16)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eXX-Large --- 20\" chest (Dress size 17-18)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHoodie Sizes\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e1\/2 Chest (Measured from armpit to armpit)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSmall --- 20\" chest\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMedium --- 22\" chest\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLarge --- 24\" chest\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eX-Large --- 25.5\" chest\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eXX-Large --- 27\" chest\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWe hope you enjoy this product. 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