Pissed By Noon. Blame The Mulled Wine. Funny Christmas T-Shirt & Hoodie

100% cotton. Hand-printed to order. Shipped next day! 

Garment sizes are approximate and for guidance purpose only.

Unisex/Men's T-Shirt Sizes
1/2 Chest (Measured from armpit to armpit)
Small --- 17.5-18.5" chest
Medium --- 19-20" chest
Large --- 20.5-21.5" chest
X-Large --- 22-23" chest
XX-Large --- 23.5-24.5" chest

Womens Sizes
1/2 Chest (Measured from armpit to armpit)
Note: These are a fitted, tighter style. For regular style t-shirt, go for the unisex/men's.
Small --- 16" chest (Dress size 8-10)
Medium --- 17" chest (Dress size 11-12)
Large --- 18" chest (Dress size 13-14)
X-Large --- 19" chest (Dress size 15-16)
XX-Large --- 20" chest (Dress size 17-18)

Hoodie Sizes
1/2 Chest (Measured from armpit to armpit)
Small --- 20" chest
Medium --- 22" chest
Large --- 24" chest
X-Large --- 25.5" chest
XX-Large --- 27" chest

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Pissed by noon. Blame the mulled wine. UK Christmas drinking humour at its finest. Rude funny gift.